VY's Texts - Jeff Fisher Edition

Soon after Jeff Fisher and the Titans parted ways, Onions got in contact with VY through his preferred medium of communication, text messages. We are sincerely sorry for delaying get this up. Here is a transcript of our texting.

Onions: So what do you think about Jeff Fisher leaving the Titans?
VY: VY conquers all h8ers. Mustache man be hating the VY so Buddy kicked him out.
Onions: Are you coming back to the Titans?
VY: VY is the elite qb everyone be looking for. VY better than Brady and Manning and old man Collins. VY can win a Super Bowl with a team full of VYs.
Onions: Do you have a team you want to go to?
VY: VY wins. Look at the Rose Bowl tape. VY is greatest player ever.
Onions: We hear you have a new project outside of football?
VY: VY got a new show on the Longhorn Network: VY and the Rose Bowl
Onions: What happens on this show?
VY: VY talks about the Rose Bowl and best Rose Bowl player ever, VY. We got 20 episodes and probably more.
Onions: So 30 minutes of you talking about your Rose Bowl performances for 20+ episodes?
VY: VY talks for an hour with gust appearances of Jamaal “I’m Jaaaaaamaaaaaal” Charles. Old Man Mack wanted to talk but I told him to hit on other people’s mommas elsewhere.
Onions: Thrilling. What other ventures you doing?
VY: VY be grilling right now. Come to VY’s Steak House in the Capital of the World, Austin. VY grills steaks like Mack did for my mama. That be why I came to Texas.
VY Sends Picture Message:

Onions: Thanks Vince? You have anything else to say?
VY: You be wasting the VY time. Time to hit the Patron and make it rain in this club.