DTF Athlete of the Month

It's September 3rd and I almost forgot to name last month's Tiger Woods Memorial DTF Athlete of the month. For those of you who spent the last 10 months living under a rock since last Novemeber when this happened, Tiger Woods established himself as the most DTF athlete of all-time (sorry Wilt Chamberlain, but Tiger's sexcapades are WELL documented). The winner of August's award is...(drum roll) Tyler Patrick Thomas, a (former) offensive lineman at Oregon State University. Here's a quick summary of Tyler's dirty deeds:

• Found naked and intoxicated in a STRANGER'S home
• After the police told him to get on the ground, dropped into a 3 point stance and LUNGED at the officers
• At least two officers fired their stun guns to subdue Thomas
• He was arrested on suspicion of criminal trespass, criminal mischief and resisting arrest

Tyler is entered into our DTF athlete of the year award (due out in December 2010). Be sure to post comments or send suggestions if you hear about any DTF athlete behavior between now and then.